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Hi all, Well its been ages since i lost wrote, almost two hours and i thought i would update you from where i leftoff. I woke up this morning feeling rather tired and decided to hit the snooze button for fourty five minutes. It seemed to be more like five minutes when my alarm went off but netherless i got up and had a showe,. ironed all my work garments and woke up the gazzanaut to take me to work. before i left for work i had two rather nice tasting muesli bars and some apple juice. The muesli bar consisted of muesli, chocolate chips and muesli, the apple juice was apple but in juice form. Anyway we left for work at about 544am. To get to work i got to travel in a car. I even had my very own window. I discovered that there was a button located just forward of the arm rest on the door that if pulled back made the window go down, and if pushed forward would make the window go back up, down up, down up. After my highly amusing car trip i arrived at my place of employment. It took them about 5 minutes to answer the door. When i walked in i greeted everyone in a rather friendly manner, asked them how their weekends had been and proceeded to tell them my witty tale of the misfortunes of my friday night blunder. I walked up the stairs and signed on and then walked back down the stairs. The stairs at my place of employment are rather steep and white. There are 14 of them. I proceeded to set up the cabinet. I started with the cooked prawns which usually come first, then the fillets, than the whole fish and then the raw prawns. My favourite part is when i get to play with the crabs. I then went to the back dock where i met brad to pick up the load. Brad is about 33 he is quite tall and rather friendly. Gee i am going to miss him when i leave. Than after that i stayed in the department for about three hours. First i served an italian lady who wanted 150 grams of smoked salmon, than an old lady with a gopher who wanted 1 kg of basa. basa is the most annoying part of my job. Its slimy and cheap i wouldnt feed it to my budgie. Who is blue, he isactually green but a budgie can dream. He does have a small degree of blue in his feathers, and he likes to whistle amusing tunes. One day i hope to be a budgie. Well by this time it was 10 am and time for lunch. I had pumpkin soup and a bread roll, i also had a can of diet coke. it was yum. Over lunch i spoke to a lady from long life. Her name is maria and she seemed interested in what i had to say about the house we put an offer in on yesterday. There are some really nice ladys at work. I like nice ladies. After work i caught a bus home. First i caught the 425. It came late so i missed my second bus. I bought some lollies to take my mind off the twenty minute wait. I bought ten boss sticks and a 50c lolly bag, i sat and observed my surrounding for ten minutes, and then the bus came. I must say there are a lot more dodgy people around at 3 then there are at two. So after that i caught the 99 and then the 354. When i got home i cooked a fabulous dinner for me and my other half. We had roast chicken with roast potatos peas and carrots it was divine. Anyway the point of this story is i was wearing an onion on my belt which was the style at the time... i like stories. Please keep replying to my email guys, it brings a smile to my dial.

a little space to call my own

Well today was the first day we went out to look at houses. We put an offer on one in balafornia. Very nice and rather perfect for what me and the gafatron want. At the moment he is blaming everything on the budgie. The budgie drinks pepsi max now i hear, i have the hiccups haha. Anyway we find out tomorrow if we got the house but heres to hoping. Its a lovely 3 x 1 in north ballajura with a solar heated below ground pool. very fancy but doubt we will get it. anyway weekend has been dodgy and shit i start at dogs wamp next monday. blue is a freak and i wish the girls would get in touch with me. i hung out with cath the other day was awesome. Other than that things are going well
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time to brush off the cobwebs
Well a lot has happened and then again nothing has happened. a lot of groundwork has been laid for the future. Today my fantastic parents gave us a present we can never re pay them for. The search for a house continues and at the moment we are considering either ballajura or pearsall. It seems june is the month of birthdays so happy birthday to sarah whos 18 nikki and tara and mel who are 19 john who is 20, ethan who is 8. hopefully i havent forgotten anyone. Sarahs birthday is this thursday and i am so excited. i got her the coolest present ever, and am taking her clubbing wednesday night. We got a new budgie her name is macca, she is a tool. and i am looking at getting a bull terrier. If its a boy its snapper (like the fish) and if its a girl its mika.
Also might be moving to dog swamp as seafood manager.
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Pam and gazereth